June 2012
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“Passing Me By” - The Pharcyde
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Listen
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I'm sorry neighbor who lives above me,
But it always sounds like you’re having the most boring sex. You get into a rhythm for like 30 seconds, then it stops for another a minute, and then you repeat this cycle for like 20 minutes. Someone’s gotta be faking it because I don’t see anyone getting an O-face from that shit.
Except for that time you actually made the ceiling start to bow down for like 15 minutes, Calen and...
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iknowhowtotimetravel asked: What's there to do in az anyways? Well if you're not 21. Nothing? Oh yeahhh that's what i thought. I guess i'll just stay in my room forever and die.
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Holy Balls
Busy bike shop has been busy this Memorial Day weekend. And even though I’m taking my lunch three hours later than planned (first meal of the day), it still feels so awesome to introduce people to the world of cycling. I could care less about the couple of grand they threw down, it’s just fun to see people get excited about the bikes they just bought.
But yeah, I can’t wait to...
“As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one constant in life: Psalms...”
– Sam, a man who’s lost faith in relationships.
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I did my work commute on my bike today. Hot damn,...
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Apparently crab meat burritos are a thing?
I’m 23 years old, why am I just learning about this?
“I can’t go to Redbox. You know why? Because the only people that go to...”
– E-Hard is blacker than you (think).
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