July 2010
Next Time I Do Karaoke I'm Going Rod Stewart On...
Open up with “Do ya think I’m sexy?” to start the party and get the ladies all hot to trot. I’ll end with “Maggie May” to show that sensitive, delicate side of me.
Step 3, connect the points of your left thumb and index finger then jab your right index finger in and out of that hole.
A Coworkers Is Loudly Telling The Story Of How...
Thank you for the memories that I DO NOT want to relive right now.
“Classic” - MED Featuring Talib Kweli
...
“Coffee Break” - Oh No
3 tags
June 2010
1 tag
scottplusfriday replied to your post: DUUUUUUUDES
dc is on the way. like woah.
Here’s the thing, after we land in B-More (I’m hood) the only form of mechanized transportation I’ll have will also be shared by my family. My family is also sick of D.C.
I don’t know Friday, the Lord seems to think I don’t need any more of you in my life.
BP welcomes you to the apocalypse.
ummwhat:
tamburina:
The BP oil spill has been going on for more than two months now, and the earliest possible time that the oil might stop spilling into the Gulf is August. And even that is highly unlikely. The area contaminated by oil is growing by the day, killing wildlife, and has even reached Florida beaches. However, on top of this, there are a few disastrous effects of the spill that...
1 tag
DUUUUUUUDES
In a week in a half I’m heading to Baltimore, meeting the family, and cruising the Bahamas.
GAAAAHHHHH, VACATION BONER.
Media Blackout
I slept through the Spain/Portugal game this morning so now I have to watch it online after work. This means no looking at my dashboard today and no talking to me about the game.
I am extremely serious right now.
“What you need to do is flip that bitch over, get on top of her, and show her...”
– Jesus Joe with his version of sex help.
“I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.”
– Mike Tyson (via whiskeyandgoatsmilk)
Note To Self
Always carry lotion with you after getting a tattoo because women only carry scented lotions & potions.
You Don't Know Patricia
I was talking to my dad on the phone and we were wrapping things up. I then hear my mother say “Oh, is that Bry? Lemme talk, lemme talk!” in the background.
I’ve never hung up a phone call so fast in my life.
Watch“Running On Empty”
Since all the shots I took were high res still images AND the camera never moved, I could simply layer the freeway parts of the image on top of my video. Here’s an image of a mask.
Pretty L.A.
2 tags
And It Ends At 3-0
Time to take a nap before work.
2 tags
“The Panties” - Mos Def
scottplusfriday replied to your post: African Face
what if i preferred to call you geordi, or “alexander, destroy of hymens”?
I would have to pay you for such honors.
1 tag
African Face
Every time World Cup overage comes on and I hear that African singing, all I can think of is Get Him To The Greek. You know, the black guy who’s only job is to play the drums and make his “African Face”.
Pshhh, pay me enough money and I’ll dress like a Zulu warrior and let you call me Kunta Kinte.
2 tags
And Just Like that, 2-0.
JOGA BONITO!!!!!!
2 tags
1-0!!!
Joga Bonito indeed.
3 tags
“Sweet Baby” - Macy Gray featuring...
1 tag
JOGA BONITO
awkward-sexual-advances replied to your photo:Yesterday I got “RAWWWRR” and “meow” tattooed on…
Hahaha, this is beyond genius.
My second phone call to you after getting it done yesterday:
I don’t know man, I still don’t know how I feel about it. It’s either A) Something that you’re going to regret in a couple of years or B) It’s the most genius tattoo ever...
1 tag
Dear Facebook,
I’ve noticed that you’ve started giving me updates for when my friends change their profile pictures. I don’t like it, it reminds me of a certain addiction from my past. Oh, that’s right, it was called MYSPACE.
You’re better than Tom and it’s time to start acting that way.
Love, Bryan.
“Can’t Help But Smiling” -...
svgllmnt asked: "every time I listen to this voicemail..."
UH... creepo - don't save my voicemails for weeks, that's just weird.
UH... creepo - don't save my voicemails for weeks, that's just weird.
Wait Wait, Hold Up, Hanson Has A New CD Out?
That explains tumblrs Hanson craze earlier this month.
Listen
Oh, And One More Time,
ESPANA!
3 tags
WatchFuggit, I’ll post this right now.
ESPAÑA BABY
The only reason I woke up before noon.
Chris Tucker
I always forget how funny you are in The Fifth Element.
