Scenario – A Tribe Called Quest →
jk nothin buy love ova hurr.
Life after Gregory
Bryan: You know when you turn sixty I will be raising on hell on you.
Gregory: Why would you be raising hell?
Bryan: Well It's be cuz you'll be old, over the the hill, and I've been waiting about 20 years to ridicule you about being a senior. I'll make comments like "hey dad, you need help up the stairs?" or "Hey dad, turn your god ear towards me"
Gregory: You know what won't be funny? When you have to change my depends.
Bryan: Nope, cuz I'm gonna put you in an old peoples home.
Gregory: Yeah well I don't plan on living long enough to get to that state anyways.
Bryan: That's depressing.
Gregory: But you know what's gonna happen to you when I die?
Gregory: As soon as I go, your mothers gonna call you, saying "Bryan can I come stay with you?"
Bryan: ( As I realize the truth of this statement a look of horror builds onto my face)
Gregory: And no matter what, If you have a wife or a girlfriend... she'll probably leave you.
Bryan: Could you do me a favor? when you go, can you take mom with you?
New phrase: Stankoes= Stank + hoes. Ya’ll a buncha stankoes.
Watching the movie Drumline. “But Nick Cannons hilarious daddy!”
Shining Star – Earth Wind And Fire →
Is in Glendale.
Suns game: Over. Sleepytime.
Steve Nash just blocked Tim Duncan?!
Nap: Over. Heading to da Suns game.
Video Chat wicha bois
What’s the problem with ringtones? They don’t last long enough. Sit in a cubicle and call people for a living and you’ll understand.
Double Trouble – The Roots →
Boomer smells like The Hat Club.
Baby Love Child – Pizzicato Five →
You’re at school. You’re walking to your class. You see and make conversation with a beautiful girl whom you haven’t seen for over a year and she makes the comment “OH MY GOSH, you look so different!” DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT reply with ” Yeah, you look the same” The conversation went pretty downhill from there. I had to make a fast escape and go pay...
Padilla…I Love you. Join the love circle Kwistinnn.
Can’t use cell phones while working? Kiss my ass Lonnie Wilson.
I love Chipotle, but I hella <3 when they blast Public Enemy through the speakers.
Good line quality. SIT ON IT!
Waiting for our classroom to be unlocked. It’s really really cold.
One Beer – MF Doom →
I come home to find steak cooked for dinner.
Bryan: If you're gonna be home all day I expect dinner like this every night.
Gregory: What are you trying to say? That I'm your...(barely audible "B" sound)...?
Gregory: Don't you say it.
Frost/Nixon is full of old people. ALSO, someone at vchs called me “part of the dream team”, MY LEGEND LIVES ON.
Actually made it to my first class on time. Suck it Copa.
Postcards From Italy – Beirut →
Wolf Blizter, handing out fair and balance ass kickings, all with a well-maintained beard.
The girl across from me has a cold sore. She always has cold sores. So sick of looking at her cold sores.
Bedtime Tea to end the night.
Kids (Soulwax Remix) – MGMT →
Beer, chicks, lesbians, horny dudes, and never ending beer. Imagine how this whole thing is playing out.
Bonita Applebum – A Tribe Called Quest →
If I’m sitting at a computer and I get a text, I will check my twitter first to see if it’s a mobile update. Gosh DARN, I wish I had a cool phone that had a twitter application so I didn’t have to go through the whole “Oh cool, someone’s texting me, oh wait, it’s just a tweet. Great, that was like waking up Christmas morning only to find out my family became...
I passed out on a table? Thank you Mr. Anonymous for the pillow and blanket.
Having a discussion about hip-hop, what’s real, and what’s bullshit. I <3 Steve.
So glad I filled up my tank last night.
Looks pretty descent
Suicidal Thoughts – Notorious Big →
Started an e-mail chain where everyone replies to the same message. Dance puppets, dance.
Common courtesy: a) Don’t turn the coffee burner off just because it’s half gone, b) If you empty the pot, brew a new one. Assholes.
Open schedule till 3. Lunch? Movie? Anything? Anyone? Desperate.
Being woken up by someone 10 minutes before your alarm goes off ruins the rest of your day.
Robo Tussin Ft. Lil Wayne.aif 15.41.55PM – Flying... →
About to break speeding laws so i can get home and watch lost