February 2009
Scenario – A Tribe Called Quest  →
Feb 1st
jk nothin buy love ova hurr.
Feb 1st
January 2009
Life after Gregory
Bryan: You know when you turn sixty I will be raising on hell on you.
Gregory: Why would you be raising hell?
Bryan: Well It's be cuz you'll be old, over the the hill, and I've been waiting about 20 years to ridicule you about being a senior. I'll make comments like "hey dad, you need help up the stairs?" or "Hey dad, turn your god ear towards me"
Gregory: You know what won't be funny? When you have to change my depends.
Bryan: Nope, cuz I'm gonna put you in an old peoples home.
Gregory: Yeah well I don't plan on living long enough to get to that state anyways.
Bryan: That's depressing.
Gregory: But you know what's gonna happen to you when I die?
Bryan: What?
Gregory: As soon as I go, your mothers gonna call you, saying "Bryan can I come stay with you?"
Bryan: ( As I realize the truth of this statement a look of horror builds onto my face)
Gregory: And no matter what, If you have a wife or a girlfriend... she'll probably leave you.
Bryan: Could you do me a favor? when you go, can you take mom with you?
Jan 31st
New phrase: Stankoes= Stank + hoes. Ya’ll a buncha stankoes.
Jan 31st
Watching the movie Drumline. “But Nick Cannons hilarious daddy!”
Jan 31st
Shining Star – Earth Wind And Fire  →
Jan 30th
Is in Glendale.
Jan 30th
Suns game: Over. Sleepytime.
Jan 30th
Steve Nash just blocked Tim Duncan?!
Jan 30th
Nap: Over. Heading to da Suns game.
Jan 30th
WatchWatch
Video Chat wicha bois
Jan 30th
Tease
What’s the problem with ringtones? They don’t last long enough. Sit in a cubicle and call people for a living and you’ll understand.
Jan 30th
Work: Done.
Jan 30th
School: Done.
Jan 29th
WatchWatch
Humored me.
Jan 29th
Double Trouble – The Roots  →
Jan 29th
Boomer smells like The Hat Club.
Jan 29th
Baby Love Child – Pizzicato Five  →
Jan 29th
Scenario
You’re at school. You’re walking to your class. You see and make conversation with a beautiful girl whom you haven’t seen for over a year and she makes the comment “OH MY GOSH, you look so different!” DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT reply with ” Yeah, you look the same” The conversation went pretty downhill from there. I had to make a fast escape and go pay...
Jan 29th
Padilla…I Love you. Join the love circle Kwistinnn.
Jan 29th
Can’t use cell phones while working? Kiss my ass Lonnie Wilson.
Jan 29th
I love Chipotle, but I hella <3 when they blast Public Enemy through the speakers.
Jan 28th
Good line quality. SIT ON IT!
Jan 28th
Waiting for our classroom to be unlocked. It’s really really cold.
Jan 28th
One Beer – MF Doom  →
Jan 28th
Fadder
I come home to find steak cooked for dinner.
Bryan: If you're gonna be home all day I expect dinner like this every night.
Gregory: What are you trying to say? That I'm your...(barely audible "B" sound)...?
Bryan: Bitch?
Gregory: Don't you say it.
Jan 28th
Frost/Nixon is full of old people. ALSO, someone at vchs called me “part of the dream team”, MY LEGEND LIVES ON.
Jan 28th
Actually made it to my first class on time. Suck it Copa.
Jan 27th
Postcards From Italy – Beirut  →
Jan 27th
Shitty.
Jan 27th
Wolf Blizter, handing out fair and balance ass kickings, all with a well-maintained beard.
Jan 27th
The girl across from me has a cold sore. She always has cold sores. So sick of looking at her cold sores.
Jan 26th
1 note
Bedtime Tea to end the night.
Jan 26th
Kids (Soulwax Remix) – MGMT  →
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
Beer, chicks, lesbians, horny dudes, and never ending beer. Imagine how this whole thing is playing out.
Jan 25th
Bonita Applebum – A Tribe Called Quest  →
Jan 25th
Fact
If I’m sitting at a computer and I get a text, I will check my twitter first to see if it’s a mobile update. Gosh DARN, I wish I had a cool phone that had a twitter application so I didn’t have to go through the whole “Oh cool, someone’s texting me, oh wait, it’s just a tweet. Great, that was like waking up Christmas morning only to find out my family became...
Jan 25th
I passed out on a table? Thank you Mr. Anonymous for the pillow and blanket.
Jan 24th
Having a discussion about hip-hop, what’s real, and what’s bullshit. I <3 Steve.
Jan 24th
So glad I filled up my tank last night.
Jan 24th
WatchWatch
Looks pretty descent
Jan 24th
Jan 23rd
1 note
Suicidal Thoughts – Notorious Big  →
Jan 23rd
Started an e-mail chain where everyone replies to the same message. Dance puppets, dance.
Jan 23rd
Common courtesy: a) Don’t turn the coffee burner off just because it’s half gone, b) If you empty the pot, brew a new one. Assholes.
Jan 23rd
1 note
Open schedule till 3. Lunch? Movie? Anything? Anyone? Desperate.
Jan 22nd
Fact
Being woken up by someone 10 minutes before your alarm goes off ruins the rest of your day.
Jan 22nd
Robo Tussin Ft. Lil Wayne.aif 15.41.55PM – Flying... →
Jan 22nd
About to break speeding laws so i can get home and watch lost
Jan 22nd