June 2013
Body Party (Remix)
Ciara
Today is being brought to you by the First Lady of Crunk & B.
The Life of A Dog:
“Hey, I noticed you were walking to that thing over there so I’m just gonna obstruct your path in the most inconvenient way possible.”
The Move
Beastie Boys
9am office jams.
I Will Sing You Songs
My Morning Jacket
Good morning, America.
Bubble Butt,
Bubble bubble bubble butt.
“I don’t know how to dance, but like most things, I do it with passion. And it turns out ok. I don’t know how to make love and I have six children. I don’t really know how to ride a bike… but I do it with passion.”
—Jens Voigt
Conversations With My Boss
- Me: Dude, I think I made out with Steven Jensen this weekend.
- Mehdi: That it is disgusting; That's probably something you should keep to yourself.
- Me: ...And Francis.
- Mehdi: You've hit an all-time low.
In My Eyes, Most People Are Too Cautious
But the reality is that I’m just not cautious enough. I really gotta learn to better respect other people’s boundaries.
Perspective is a son of a bitch.
Make 'Em Say Ugh
Master p
IT’S FRIDAY, BITCHES.
The Party & The After Party
The Weeknd
The office boner jamz keep rolling out.
