“Hey, I noticed you were walking to that thing over there so I’m just gonna obstruct your path in the most inconvenient way possible.”
Bubble bubble bubble butt.
- Me: Dude, I think I made out with Steven Jensen this weekend.
- Mehdi: That it is disgusting; That's probably something you should keep to yourself.
- Me: ...And Francis.
- Mehdi: You've hit an all-time low.
But the reality is that I’m just not cautious enough. I really gotta learn to better respect other people’s boundaries.
Perspective is a son of a bitch.