January 2012
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aaronjohnsonnn asked: DUDE. My mom's giving me a bunch of money from her tax returns as a Christmas gift. Are there any State sales or some crap I should know about? I NEED A NEW BIKE, MAN.
When you know my love, my love will warm you.
– Ruby Dee (via misswallflower)
Potential Birthday Party With Strippers This...
Damn my busy schedule and previous engagements.
unrulyhooly:
I want to shoot Bike Portraits. The homies and their whips.
Bhard, Travis … I’m looking at you.
Tell me when and where, homie.
unrulyhooly replied to your post: Missed you last night holmes!
I got something special planned for you next week :) So THATS why you didnt show up. Fair enough. Goooood turn out last night though, even some babes. It was tight. lol
Aww, Julio did you get me a present? Seriously though, I’m at about a 9 1/2 on the amped scale for next week. Birthday race FTW!
unrulyhooly asked: Missed you last night holmes!
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Worst Dream Ever
Justin Vernon planted a nuclear bomb that would destroy the entire world and gave me a riddle to stop it. I get there with like 20 seconds to stop the bomb and right as I’m about to stop make the last maneuver it goes off. Worst part? I wake up in the next life as some kind of corrupt cop in a corrupt police department with full memory of what just happened. I’m the only person who...
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Things my roommate does before going on a date
hanimosity:
Beat boxes about missed matched socks.
EDIT: Also sings ‘Chocolate Rain.’
And after the way things went tonight I may just make it a tradition.
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x-rayspectacles asked: can i get a signed bhard poster for my wall?
Wearing A White Shirt While Doing Bike...
Amateur hour Bryan, amateur-fucking-hour.
I heard you have a beautiful vagina.
– Bryan (via goodnightkristin)
Looks Like I Just Went Over 10,000 Posts
Jesus Christ, I need more hobbies.
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My Carbon Fiber Steerer Tube Is Starting To Flake
That can’t be good.
Also sometimes cockpit/headset adjustments annoy the shit out of me. I really need to buy a work stand.
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fridaywest replied to your post: My Carbon Fiber Steerer Tube Is Starting To Flake
what fork? I’m looking for a new one
All I know is that it’s a Jamis roadie fork. But in it’s defense, it was a hand me down from a friend and we’ve both put it through hell. Plus the flaking is only happening on the edge where I cut it, which is to be expected considering the saw I used.
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Sometimes Instead Of Wearing Pants
I just pull my leg warmers on. Leg warmer/underwear combo FTW.
master-your-high asked: Hahah I like how you got preguntas as your ask title. I guess I don't really like it here I rather be from S.F. but yeah you gots street cred!!!
steezeman:
bhard:
When azfixed is down a part of me dies inside.
Works for me. Either you’re lame or Garrett is a speedy man.
Luckily for me Garrett has got mad skillz so I can confidently say that it must be the latter.
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I Think I Just Saw A Video Of A Dolphin Being...
Thanks Hugo, you piece of shit.
Bryan, can you come home now?
hanimosity:
I feel like I haven’t seen you in a couple days and I’m getting separation anxiety.
Clearly, we can never maintain relationships with other people because WE ACT LIKE WE’RE FUCKING MARRIED.
Also, I replaced the rice of yours that I ate.
So yeah. Come home now? BSG? Yeah? Yeah?
Should I wake her up now at 12:37 in the morning or wait 6 more hours for her alarm?