February 2012
Looking Through Last Night's Posts
Bitch got drunk. Nothing like an 8 am work meeting to cure your hangover.
My first thoughts "Oh, it's that late".
A few seconds later, “Oh shit, it’s that past 3 o’clock at night”! Epic drinking game night was epic. Too bad I have a word meeting in 5 hours. But hey, at least I have the entire afternoon to work on my bike in the back of the shop for the entire afternoon, right?
My first thoughts "Oh, it
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Watchx-rayspectacles:
A how to pee while wearing bibs in the cold instructional video by bhard.
And if you don’t know, now you know.
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tbelle asked: Who am I going to spend Arizona Statehood Day with this year? I'm assuming you have plans. To celebrate the centennial n shit. So what am I supposed to do??
ssuriano:
bhard replied to your post: Went to Costco
Ew, who the fuck are you?
x-rayspectacles replied to your post: Went to Costco
fail, thats the only reason to go to costco
You fucking two; I’m staying sober for the remainder of the month and trying to eat healthier to shed some of the unwanted weight I have acquired eating shitty Disney food backstage.
All I hear is “Bitch, bitch,...
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archbernard:
So it turns out that Fred Durst went to a karaoke bar in California and insisted on performing Nookie.
Only they didn’t have it in the mix, so he made his friend beatbox it for him.
Cuz he’s that kind of a prick.
Hell, I would’ve gotten up and beat boxed for Fred if he wanted to perform “Nookie”.
Amazing bar story
Free drinks for Freddie D
I would only be...
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Someone help
librarious:
bhard:
librarious:
me plan my birthday. It’s shaping up to be a big one.
Booze and strip club, duh.
It’s been brought to my attention that this is a normal Thursday morning. I want something special for my birthday!
Desert party, bonfire, booze, fireworks (the illegal kind), strippers, live dj.
Eh?
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librarious:
me plan my birthday. It’s shaping up to be a big one.
Booze and strip club, duh.
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celestegivesup replied to your post: It aint deep unless your balls deep in it.
What about an apostrophe and an e?
Hahaha, dammit Celeste, just let us have that moment! #schooledbyaschoolteacher
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x-rayspectacles asked: It aint deep unless your balls deep in it.
Aaaaaand The Red Violin Is On Netflix
Done.
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“Service Bell” - Grizzly Bear &...
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