This is the blog of a 22 year old half-assed design student living in Arizona. I love bikes. A friend's sister once asked "Do you ride for financial or for ecological reasons"? I told her "How about option C) Because it's fun". I spend too much money on booze and too many people are willing to buy me drinks. I'd like to dress well but the previous sentence is an issue. It's also too damn hot to wear more than one layer in the desert. Can I please walk around topless everywhere I go? I try to post at least one song a day. You will never see any country music posted on this blog. Ever. Part of me wishes I never finished reading the Harry Potter series so it didn't have to end. Women are beautiful. They're also confusing/rude/shady as hell. My mother calls me Bryan but friends call me B-Hard, welcome to my chocolate chip chronicles.


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forlackofabettercomic:

The only thing we were missing was a bar fight.

Fairly accurate.

forlackofabettercomic:

The only thing we were missing was a bar fight.

Fairly accurate.

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“Kool On” - The Roots ft Greg Porn & Truck North


The soundtrack to a wonderful day.


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Feb 1, 2012
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I don’t like the fact that you sent me a contract; it makes me feel bound to pay you.

— (via clientsfromhell)


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Feb 1, 2012
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soyciclista asked: I heard today is your birthday. It's mine too! Happy Birthday, keep riding, ride safe, and have a good one!

HOLY FUCKING- STOP THE PRESSES, I JUST FOUND A BROTHER! Happy birthday to you as well tumblr friend. Let’s ride, toss a few back, and hey maybe we’ll even get a little lucky tonight.


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Feb 1, 2012
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mybestdeceptions asked: Um why have we never hung out sir?

We did! Death Race counts, right? There was also one time when I thought I saw you and your man on a Honda ruckus and I yelled out but they gave me a weird look and I guess it wasn’t yall and I felt stupid.

Sorry. 


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Feb 1, 2012
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“Birthday Boogie 2k12”

Just celebrating my birthday the only way I know how.


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Feb 1, 2012
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drydenlane asked: happy happy birthday bryan!! hope it's a great day. you the man

I had a beer before 7am, what could possibly go wrong today?


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Feb 1, 2012
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unrulyhooly:

SICK.

unrulyhooly:

SICK.

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Feb 1, 2012
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scottfriday asked: happy birthday, you wonderful slab of man. may you ______ a bunch of ______ in the ______.

*have*  *kids*  *future*
Ha, and you thought we were perverts. Thanks Scotty. Now make funny pictures of me, sir. You’re the best brother from another mother that a brother could ask for. 


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Feb 1, 2012
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Bryan Harding, you cannot have a beer at 6:45 in the morning.

— Birthday shenanigans have already begun. Be on the lookout for Birthday Boogie video pt. 4 later on today.


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Feb 1, 2012
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bobbythewhale asked: hey ugly, happy birthday. u r cool.

ur tacky nd i h8 u.

Thank you, kind sir.


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sylvysparrow:

ayalalalaa:

This will never get old. 

I cackle so loud every time.

Forever reblog.

denisetakethewheel:

sylvysparrow:

ayalalalaa:

This will never get old. 

I cackle so loud every time.

Forever reblog.

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Jan 31, 2012
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There’s Excess Cupcake Frosting

Hannah said to get rid of it and my stomach seems to have a solution for the “problem”.


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“You Know How We Do It” - Ice Cube